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1) Fuck you, Randall Munroe. And I mean that even more than I did the last time. Goddamn it! Sad robots get me right in the breadbasket, every single fucking time.
2) The movie Legion has demonic possession, killer children, machine guns and a giant angry dude wearing armor and wielding a two-handed bladed mace with a spinning head and a two-foot spike that shoots out of the tip. They crucified a man upside down and (SPOILER ALERT) pumped him so full of acid that he exploded! There was a gothed-up foulmouthed jailbait character wearing boots and a miniskirt and shooting guns! Sounds great, right? And yet despite that, the damn movie somehow managed to suck and blow at the same time. It was terrible. I just don't understand it. There was a rocket launcher and everything!
2) The movie Legion has demonic possession, killer children, machine guns and a giant angry dude wearing armor and wielding a two-handed bladed mace with a spinning head and a two-foot spike that shoots out of the tip. They crucified a man upside down and (SPOILER ALERT) pumped him so full of acid that he exploded! There was a gothed-up foulmouthed jailbait character wearing boots and a miniskirt and shooting guns! Sounds great, right? And yet despite that, the damn movie somehow managed to suck and blow at the same time. It was terrible. I just don't understand it. There was a rocket launcher and everything!
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Plus... this is the apocalypse and the best God can do is a hundred or so random possessed guys, none of whom have guns, and none of whom is, I dunno, a pilot?
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