2010-08-18

yagathai: (Default)
2010-08-18 11:42 am

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I have this concept for a television show:

"Grond Slaughter, OB/GYN"

It features our hero, Dr. Grond H. Slaughter*, trying to make his way in the world as a small-town OB/GYN, all the while contending with his status as the troublesome black sheep of a tribe of terrifying barbarian berserkers. Think Northern Exposure meets a Manowar album.

Hollywood, I'm waiting by the phone.

Kev and Paul, if you're reading this, I totally deny your involvement in coming up with this concept. The copyright is mine, all mine! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!

*Grond "Hammer-of-the-Underworld" Slaughter. Yes, his his middle name is spelled with quotation marks.
yagathai: (Default)
2010-08-18 01:42 pm

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Dear Etsy clothing vendors:

On what manorexic skinny jean hipstercentric planet does an XL sweater have a 41-inch chest?! Jesus. I haven't had a 41" chest since I was fourteen years old! What's wrong with you people?