Dethlehem

Is LARP-metal even a thing? I guess it is a thing, because here is that thing.

Spoiler alert

Who's got two thumbs, reeks of Swedish Fish-flavored vodka and is covered in sticky port wine residue?

This guy.

I had a decent night. Thanks, trillian_stars and kylecassidy!

ETA: How do you get port wine out of the satin parts of a tailcoat?