We refuse to answer until a declaration has been made on Zombie Personality. I mean, is Zombie Bea Arthur a shambling disaster a la Night of the Living Dead, or is she more like the zombies in Pirates of the Caribbean? This distinction is crucial to our decision-making process.
I met Anne Coulter on a flight. She was a high-maintenance whiney bitch who didn't like her window seat in business class. *I* could take her in a fight.
Ru Paul, on the other hand, could punch like a guy but fight dirty like a girl. That's the total package, right there.
Actually, it's probably the best choice. She'd soak up all the attention, extract every bit of enjoyment out of the experience for herself and leave everybody unsatisfied when she was done. SHE'D have a great time. everyone else owuld feel used, dirty and regretful of not driving a stake into her heart (or reasonable facsimile thereof) while she was vulnerable.
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And it's Women With Manly Attributes, Or Reasonable Facsimiles Thereof, Plus Me.
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Ru Paul, on the other hand, could punch like a guy but fight dirty like a girl. That's the total package, right there.
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...I feel dirty in my brain.
I feel dirty in my brain
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