Who Would Win In A Fight? Vol II, No. II

[yagathai]

[Poll #1416602]

Comments

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

We refuse to answer until a declaration has been made on Zombie Personality. I mean, is Zombie Bea Arthur a shambling disaster a la Night of the Living Dead, or is she more like the zombies in Pirates of the Caribbean? This distinction is crucial to our decision-making process.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Also, what is the organizing principle behind this one? We're a bit confused.

[caudelac.livejournal.com]

Had to vote the Straight (ha) RuPaul ticket. I am such a tranny chaser.

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

I say shambling hulk but with traces of her old personality, closer to Shaun of the Dead than Pirates of the Caribbean.

And it's Women With Manly Attributes, Or Reasonable Facsimiles Thereof, Plus Me.

[blanchemains.livejournal.com]

I met Anne Coulter on a flight. She was a high-maintenance whiney bitch who didn't like her window seat in business class. *I* could take her in a fight.

Ru Paul, on the other hand, could punch like a guy but fight dirty like a girl. That's the total package, right there.

[dear-amaranth.livejournal.com]

Had to vote Anne Coulter for the second one. She just seems the type.

...I feel dirty in my brain.

I feel dirty in my brain

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

And now so do I.

[pinkhairedcyn.livejournal.com]

Straight RuPaul ticket! Bitch is fierce.

Re: I feel dirty in my brain

[grumpymonkey.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's probably the best choice. She'd soak up all the attention, extract every bit of enjoyment out of the experience for herself and leave everybody unsatisfied when she was done. SHE'D have a great time. everyone else owuld feel used, dirty and regretful of not driving a stake into her heart (or reasonable facsimile thereof) while she was vulnerable.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

Normally I'd never suggest chaining oneself to a zombie, but it WOULD be an awesome movie.

[ms-violet.livejournal.com]

Were it not for Michelle Obama, I would have had to vote RuPaul for all of these.