Who Would Win In A Fight? Vol II, No. III

[yagathai]

[Poll #1420060]

Comments

[the-corbie.livejournal.com]

You'd think, on first glance, that Optimus Prime would be a good contender, but both Luke and Wolvie have excellent records against oversized, vaguely anthropomorphic machines (Sentinels, AT-ATs, etc.) On the other hand I can't see either of them slicing up the kid. So I'm voting Yagathai on this one. I think he bushwhacks Potter after the other three take each other out.

[blanchemains.livejournal.com]

When Wolverine wants someone dead, they're dead.

[pocketseizure.livejournal.com]

I am offended, sir, that Edward the Sparkly Vampire did not appear in this round.

Otherwise, Wolverine is disqualified from "The Most Thinly Veiled Character Archetype" because he simply *is* that particular archetype. That's like saying King Arthur is a thinly veiled character archetype. And also, I maintain that he can defeat wielders of magic, Jedi knights, and ten-story tall robots with his sheer awesome moodiness.

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[revsaintmichael.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking Optimus Prime as a Death Lantern with the Lantern Charger thing in place of The Matrix (was that the heart thing?).

[xtingu]

I just wanna see Optimus Prime on a head-shrinker's couch.

[lawbabeak.livejournal.com]

Wolverine would behead Luke before Luke had a chance to bring himself to Jedi the metal out of him. Wolverine does not wait for his theme music.

I don't think any of the fictional characters could be bothered to see a shrink, nor would they talk to one if forced to go. You, on the other hand, are a seething cauldron of insecurities and idiosyncracies.