Holy mother of god

This is the only naturally dealt royal flush I have ever seen, and that I am ever likely to see, in my entire life.

I wish it had been mine.

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One of the cats has diarrhea. I know, because I looked under the kitchen table.

There is no God.

It's like... it's like a dead fish made of cheese crawled up the ass of a rotting possum.

That's it. I am never feeding them again.