The Lady and the Tiger

Do I want a martini and a cigarette?

Yes.

Should I have a martini and a cigarette?

No.

Will I have a martini and a cigarette?

...

Livin' the stereotype

I'm wearing a black t-shirt with skulls on it, smoking a clove cigarette and listening to Nightwish. At midnight. In the dark.

My soul bleeds bloody black blood, sliced by the wings of a million obsidian butterflies. Butterflies of *darkness*.