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Ways I know I have a fever:

• It's 70 degrees in here and I'm wearing thermals and sweats and I'm freakin' FREEZING.


• I just spent 10 minutes listening to the sound of my beard.


• I couldn't stay asleep for more than 90 minutes at a time, but those 90 minutes had terrifyingly vivid dreams, over and over and over again. And whenever I woke up, I felt non-drowsy and energetic and MANIC. I was manic at 5:30 AM. This is usually a bad sign.


• I'm craving scrapple. SCRAPPLE.


• Thermometer says so.

Weekly Glee rant

OMG is Glee doing my favorite song of all time? YES THEY ARE! And they're not screwing it up by mashing it up with Ke$ha or Slipknot or something. And for the record, fat bottomed girls DO make the rockin' world go round.

Honestly, at this point all the romantic combinations and recombinations and jealousies and so forth all kind of blur together. Except Puck and Lauren. That's kind of hilarious.

And that being said, Lauren vs. Santana fight? Effing BRILLIANT.

WTF was up with that My Funny Valentine number? I mean, obvious given the context of the episode, but I don't get the whole breaking-down thing.

Yeah. Really only cared for that one song, but it was a doozy.