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There is a woman here at the office today wearing bright green croc sandals.

What? I don't... huh?

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I don't know how it's medically possible that I'm sick -- again -- with this hellish sore throat/sinus thing -- again! -- this soon after the last time, but nevertheless, there it is. Called in sick yesterday, at work but miserable today.

I can only imagine that I angered some kind of deity while in the womb. Me in the womb, I mean, not the deity. Or maybe also the deity, I don't know. Deities are weird.

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