Anger... growing. Urge to kill... rising...

[yagathai]

"But in casting Garner ... for a Miss Marple reboot in a contemporary setting, Disney clearly intends to blow the dust off the character and give her a youthful and modern spin."

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Comments

[muridae.livejournal.com]

I... er... What?!?

Marple, youthful and modern. Since they're clearly creating a brand new character, why even bother with the Marple name?

[ayrdaomei.livejournal.com]

This. Drives me nuts every time.

[lawbabeak.livejournal.com]

WTF?!?!?!?! The whole POINT of Miss Marple is that she's an old lady! That's how she gets away with everything she gets away with! This is wrong, wrong, wrong, dammit!

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

Huh? Please tell me someone posted an April Fool's joke a bit early.
I adore Jennifer Garner, but this is wrong and stupid.

[isis-newton.livejournal.com]

What Charlene said. This surely should have been announced on Friday.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

holy crap.

[smofbabe.livejournal.com]

Yeah, can't way to see an edgy 30-something get away with dithering about her old Uncle Henry and how things were when she was a girl while knitting away. Hadn't realized these were public domain; if they're not, surprised the Christie estate is letting them do this.

Looks like an old piece of anonymous Internet email humor about Disney updating the classics wasn't as far-fetched as we thought.

[glamour-junkie.livejournal.com]

Not for nuthin', bud, but... of all the things in this world to get THAT enraged about (and type "no" that many times).... that's what's making you mad today?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

It was that or a hot chick doing a striptease in full Admiral Ackbar makeup.

[hyperiate.livejournal.com]

You chose....poorly

[saltedpin.livejournal.com]

My brain is ON FIRE.