yagathai: (Default)
yagathai ([personal profile] yagathai) wrote2011-10-11 12:36 pm

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Hulk beats Thor
Thor beats Superman
Superman beats Hulk

Discuss.

[identity profile] lawbabeak.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Your logic is faulty:

If A > B

and B > C

then

C cannot be > A

Besides, how can Hulk beat Thor when Thor can fly (I saw the movie yesterday and everything, so I'm now an expert).

In a popularity contest, the Incredible Honk beats everybody because, well, he's the Incredible Honk. (apparently, my three-year-old mouth couldn't quite manage "hulk" so I would demand my father read about the Incredible Honk in Sunday's funny papers).

[identity profile] yagathai.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Rock, Paper, Scissors is a lie?!

[identity profile] lawbabeak.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It is. It requires the willing suspension of disbelief that paper beats rock by covering it. Or the Zen-like belief that paper beats rock whether it is over rock, or under it. It is admirably a battle against the bitter truth that you will win most physical contests if you can apply a rock to your opposition.

[identity profile] mishamish.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Except that "beating" doesn't mean "greater than." I'm greater than a virus, but it kicks my arse every time.

[identity profile] sinboy.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I prefer a rousing game of Hipster Monkey Pirate Ninja Robot. (http://rosefox.livejournal.com/tag/ideas.ninja%20monkey%20pirate%20robot%20hipster)

[identity profile] mishamish.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hulk didn't beat Thor. Thor let Hulk win because he knows Hulk has a fragile ego.

Hulk is a mutant freak.
Superman is an alien.
Thor is a GOD!
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[personal profile] scattereddark 2011-10-12 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Wasn't this a They Might Be Giants song?