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[yagathai]

I don't often meme, but it's been a slow week LJ-wise and I don't have the time or energy to come up with something actually substantive, so:

I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me, something that you think should be obvious, but you have no idea about. I promise true answers.

Comments

[shellefly.livejournal.com]

You suddenly have your ideal job.
What is it?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I'm a little piqued that my harem is running late, even considering the suddenness of my arrival.

Boom

[shellefly.livejournal.com]

That's a myth, MYTH!

Yeth?

Re: Boom

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

All I know is that they've been eating my honeydew and drinking my milk of paradise, and I don't call it a stately pleasure dome because I'm supposed to peel my own grapes, OK?

Re: Boom

[shellefly.livejournal.com]

The flashing eyes are hot but the floating hair is a little, um, 'fabulous' - know what I'm sayin?

Re: Boom

[caudelac.livejournal.com]

Not to mention that even sacred rivers have mosquito problems in the summer.

Re: Boom

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Eh. The measureless caverns keep the water cool enough that they're not really a big deal.

[elsewhereangel.livejournal.com]

How did you get that thing?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Traded it for a kidney.

[elsewhereangel.livejournal.com]

Whose kidney?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Dunno. One naked body in a bathtub full of ice looks much like another.

[caudelac.livejournal.com]

How did you wind up in Philly anyway, Canada boy?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Had a job in Phoenix, a girlfriend in Philly. Lost the job in Phoenix, came to Philly.

Eventually lost the girlfriend in Philly, but inertia has kept me here.

[after-nightfall.livejournal.com]

Which is your favourite internet meme?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Judging by how often I use them, it would be the entire set of internet chat abbreviations: LOL, WTF and otherwise.

[aghrivaine.livejournal.com]

Which sexually transmitted diseases are you currently sowing about the wilds of Philadelphia's sex worker community?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Zombiecrotch, pickletickle and teuthodermic protuberance.

[dynix.livejournal.com]

Do you think its worse for people to WHISPER REALLY LOUDLY or talk quietly when you're trying to get on with something you need to concentrate on?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

What? I can't hear you. I'm wearing earplugs.

[primus.livejournal.com]

How many hours do you work in a typical week? How did you get your job?

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

At my day job? 40. And I had the right skill set and job experience, and a person on the inside.