Who Would Win In A Fight? Vol II, No. I

[yagathai]

That's right, baby! It's a reboot! Some of you old-heads may recognize some of these from Vol. I, herewith known as WWWIAF Classic, but it's been long enough that I think they deserve a fresh look.

The rules are the same: Each contestant is in their fightin' prime, and fight within their idiom unless otherwise indicated. Without further ado:

[Poll #1413447]

Comments

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

What's with the not voting for yourself, fool? Are you your own worst enemy?

[xtingu]

I would like to see an Episode IV-era Han Solo in a mostly naked, baby-oiled fistfight with Mal. That'd be pretty cool.

[the-corbie.livejournal.com]

Han would win the fistfight, because he'd bring a gun.

I love Mal, but ultimately he makes more mistakes than Han does. Kirk's ego would get in the way. So Han's the man for captain too. Mal gets to babysit though because although they'd all be crap at it, Mal would at least do his best.

[upstart-crow.livejournal.com]

You do know that I always vote for you in these things, right? Except for that one question where I had to vote for Han. ;3

[lawbabeak.livejournal.com]

Can't I just score with my wingman?

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

1) is Mal because Mal would cheat and play dirty.

2) Because original Kirk was pretty badass in a space fight and had no words for Diplomacy in his internal dictionary

3) You because I don't trust any of the other guys to not just leave with the chick.

4) Frankly, none of those people should be left with a kid, but Lee is occasionally emotionally wussy enough to ooh and aww and not get the kid killed. Then again, I don't want kids so that's not really a deal breaker.

[aghrivaine.livejournal.com]

Kirk just wins. It's what he does.

[harrytheheir.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't know why Bill Adama isn't an option. Clearly he could kick everybody else's ass _and_ go all Stand And Deliver on misbehaving children.