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Jun. 3rd, 2010 07:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This guy is the nicest slightly senile Jewish grandfather you've ever had. Most of the time I don't think he's trying to be funny.
"So you can see how this is the only anti-semitic [species of] tapeworm."
"Imagine if you were living inside someone's intestine. You could get something in your eye."
"You might see these beautiful [worms] that fall out of a dog's anus and crawl away. This freaks some people out."
Oh, amusing stories of 1950's animal testing, when you could catch strays and do pretty much whatever you want to them.
Hah! He just called someone an "Oriental".
"So you can see how this is the only anti-semitic [species of] tapeworm."
"Imagine if you were living inside someone's intestine. You could get something in your eye."
"You might see these beautiful [worms] that fall out of a dog's anus and crawl away. This freaks some people out."
Oh, amusing stories of 1950's animal testing, when you could catch strays and do pretty much whatever you want to them.
Hah! He just called someone an "Oriental".