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Minerva has just discovered, for the first time in all her eight years, that not only can she chew on plastic bags, but she can also crawl inside them.

She is sitting in her tiny plastic fort like a queen on her throne and growling at all the other cats if they approach her. The other cats, for their part, are fascinated and envious of this amazing advancement in cat technology and sniffing at her at once afraid and curious, dodging her blows and hisses.

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I slept 50 minutes past my alarm. =o Lucky for me I allow myself an ample amount of snooze time, because otherwise I'd be totally boned. As it was I once again had to abbreviate my morning routine and then spring for a cab I couldn't afford. I made it here only 4 minutes late, which is pretty amazing, considering. And also I feel extremely tired, so I think my body is trying to tell me something. Maybe I'll take one of those accursed pills and hit the sack extra early tonight.

Yeah, maybe. And maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

ETA: That line really doesn't work as well when one is actually Chinese, or reasonable facsimile thereof.