Who Would Win In A Fight? Vol II, No. IV

[yagathai]

[Poll #1423309]

Comments

[lawbabeak.livejournal.com]

Oprah used to have some street-fight in her, but I think that is a couple decades gone. Martha's a bitch, but I think actual fighting would be left up to minions. Jesus is a lover, not a fighter. You merely need to be rolled in wheat flour and you're done for.

[blanchemains.livejournal.com]

Martha did time in the big house. Get on her bad side and she'll shank you.

But in the end it's Oprah's world and we just live in it.

[caudelac.livejournal.com]

That said, I subscribe to Martha's magazine, but not Oprah's...

[aghrivaine.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why I'm the only afraid of the wrath of Jesus. Implicit in the question is that he exists, so if he does - all the others may make one uncomfortable for some finite period of time, but only Jesus can doom you to eternal misery.

If Jesus and the devil both exist, I'm WAY more afraid of Jesus.

[revsaintmichael.livejournal.com]

Martha is absolutely fucking Gangster. She didn't snitch, she did her bid, and didn't come out all weepy and broken.

The Belly of the Beast wasn't shit for Martha.

She lives by Rikers Law: Snitches Get Stitches.