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[yagathai]

I came back from the pharmacist today with four -- count 'em, FOUR -- new prescriptions to control this whatever-the-fcuk I've got. Four new prescriptions, plus the four I've already got, means I've got more pills than Lindsay Lohan (That's right, kids! A pop culture reference from yours truly!). Now I've got to combine and recombine these chemicals in combinations that I think won't kill me. There's one I can't take with another or I risk dying in my sleep, but if I do that then I need to take another one at least four hours before I take a fourth, which needs to be taken without food, but the fifth and sixth need to be taken with food, but the sixth should be taken before I've had anything to drink...

So tonight I said fuck it and went with the old family cold remedy: Two shots of vodka on an empty stomach, and get home before the buzz kicks in.

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[terraprime.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a GRE question when they still had the logic section.