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[yagathai]

Scrubbed my bathtub, bathroom sink and toilet last night. Such is the glamorous life of the gentleman of leisure! I hate cleaning, but I love having clean things. It's a terrible dichotomy.

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It's a terrible dichotomy.

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

I think we need to train all our pets to do a bit of cleaning to earn their keep.

Re: It's a terrible dichotomy.

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

[regina-of-york.livejournal.com]

If you figure out how to accomplish the first part, please let me in on the secret, okay?!

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

I hear you. Scrubbing surfaces is a drag, but I really like having a clean bathroom.

[xtingu]

I've got 8 syllables for you:
Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

Dude, if I could marry a cleaning product, I....

No I wouldn't. That's fucking idiotic.

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Plus, Mr. Clean is totally gay. I mean, look at the guy. He's likelier to run off with the Brawny lumberjack than you.

[eefster.livejournal.com]

My college choir conductor looked almost exactly like Mr Clean, especially when he wore a white T-shirt and gold hoop earring. If he had a boyfriend at the time, I'm not aware, but now I am totally imagining him with a real-life Brawny man. (With mustache, naturally.)

[xraytheenforcer.livejournal.com]

You bastards, now all I can think about is a horrible orgy with scrubbing bubbles. O_o

[eefster.livejournal.com]

There's actually an ad of theirs that got a lot of flack for basically reinforcing a lot of coersion / sexual assault-type actions. Don't trust those bubbles!

[yagathai.livejournal.com]

Right? Once you see, you can't unsee.