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1) Fuck you, Randall Munroe. And I mean that even more than I did the last time. Goddamn it! Sad robots get me right in the breadbasket, every single fucking time.

2) The movie Legion has demonic possession, killer children, machine guns and a giant angry dude wearing armor and wielding a two-handed bladed mace with a spinning head and a two-foot spike that shoots out of the tip. They crucified a man upside down and (SPOILER ALERT) pumped him so full of acid that he exploded! There was a gothed-up foulmouthed jailbait character wearing boots and a miniskirt and shooting guns! Sounds great, right? And yet despite that, the damn movie somehow managed to suck and blow at the same time. It was terrible. I just don't understand it. There was a rocket launcher and everything!

Date: 2010-01-29 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redstapler.livejournal.com
Your review of Legion is both hilarious and on-point.

I saw it with some friends, and we had pretty much the same reaction.

"Why does this movie suck? It has all the elements of not-suck. But it sucks. Whaaaaaaaaa?"

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