Turns out that Triceratops, which is everyone's favorite dinosaur (and by everyone, I mean me) isn't really it's own dinosaur. What we've been calling Triceratops for lo these many decades are just immature specimens of Torsaurus.
You know what? I'm not going to take this lying down. Fuck you, paleontology establishment! Up yours, Jack Horner! Triceratops aren't immature Torsaurus. Torsaurus are excessively mature Triceratops! That's right, you childhood-destroying mofos. You can have my Triceratops when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
You know what? I'm not going to take this lying down. Fuck you, paleontology establishment! Up yours, Jack Horner! Triceratops aren't immature Torsaurus. Torsaurus are excessively mature Triceratops! That's right, you childhood-destroying mofos. You can have my Triceratops when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.